Ah, the smell of testosterone

Dear Driver of the Souped Up Red Truck with the Bumper Nuts,

Although I am certain your intention is precisely to the contrary, your gas-guzzling beast of a truck adorned with anatomically correct, red testicles dangling from the hitch only assures me that you are greatly over-compensating for a wee little willy.

Yours from many car-lengths behind,

One Shoe Off