Toddler Funnies

I never thought having a toddler would be so funny.  A few excerpts from recent conversations:

While riding over hills on our way to Amish country:

C: There’s roller-coasters in my belly!

Me: There are?

C: Yes!   There’s also rabbits in my belly!

Me: Rabbits?

C: Yes, and a mouse in my finger!

Me: …

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Poppop (my dad) using a puppet (Green Frog) from my childhood to do a show for Charlotte.  Green Frog was talking to C., and C. was talking to Green Frog, not Poppop.

Green Frog: Oh, you like to go swimming?  I like to swim, too.  Can I go swimming with you?  (Or something to this effect).

C: No. You can’t.  You’re just a toy.

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Me: C, your diaper leaked a little bit last night.  Your jammies are a bit wet.

C: Leaked?

Me: Yep, just a little.

C: Like the refrigerator leaked? (Our fridge was leaking a few weeks ago)

Me: Yes, just like the refrigerator leaked.  Less wet, though.

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