The scene: 10:30 p.m. in our car
OneShoeOff: Man, today’s been BUSY. I haven’t had a chance to shower since yesterday morning. I’m feeling a little…greasy.
The Husband: Well, you’d better watch out, or that might become your new nickname.
OneShoeOff (raises single eyebrow):…Really. Let me just jot this down so that I can remember to blog about how wonderful and KIND my husband is.
The Husband: WAIT! HEY! I didn’t mean MY nickname for you! Are you really going to post that?!
OneShoeOff: Oh, ho ho! (Who SAYS this kind of crap except me?) First lesson of being married to a blogger who has just been to BlogHer is that EVERYTHING YOU SAY is food for my blog. And I will in all likelihood re-write it to make it more entertaining for my readers as per The Bloggess’s advise! (I didn’t do that here, this conversation is recorded is exactly as it happened, I SWEAR.)
The Husband: *sigh* (He does that a lot. You don’t think it has something to do with me, do you?)
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